Misprint Magazine’s New Year’s Resolutions
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
More Misprint
Less Misprint
Shave my beard
Learn HTML
Get some motherfuckin’ bees
Skip Free Week
Design more ads for the Mohawk
More one night stands
Cancel my gym membership because I’m throwing my money away
Inflate my tires
Climb Everest
Moontower tattoo
Vaccuum
Don’t wait till the last minute to publish an issue of Misprint
Start smoking
Memorize the Constitution
Record all my Mp3s onto cassette tapes
Get a real job
Create a third competing second Sunday soul/R&B dance night
Finish that novella
Learn to p lay “Behind Blue Eyes” on the guitar
Throw out the Jack-o’-lantern from Halloween
Buy some pepper
Take bocce lessons
Learn how to design using picas
Find my spirit animal
Become a Freemason
Find the Misprint benefactor
Originally published in Misprint Magazine Vol 4 Issue 2. (Thanks for the permission to reproduce!)
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