New Year’s Resolutions Blog

Read What The Stars’ Goals Are

Monday, January 29th, 2007

I just came across some celebrity resolutions I wanted to share with you. These are real goals - the commentary is mine!

 

Hugh Grant:

‘It has to be to get fit - get back into shape - because I looked in the mirror recently and I noticed that I’ve developed love handles!’

Rachel Weisz:

My New Year’s resolution is to learn to cook - seriously - because I can’t cook anything. It’s really bothering me because I love food and love eating. Being able to cook would be fantastic’ That’s what I keep telling my daughter in law!

 Drew Barrymore:

‘I gotta stop biting my nails’ Every little bit of self improvement helps!

Pamela Anderson:

‘Mine is to read all my own contracts and sign all my own cheques. I used to trust everyone but not any more. Maybe it was because I’m Canadian!’ HUH? She should probably learn to read first.

Neve Campbell:

‘My New Year’s resolution is to quit smoking! We’ll see. But I’m gonna try, I’m gonna try…’  Me too, Neve, me too!

Colin Farrell:

‘To fall in love and find a good woman to spend time with. But I don’t know how good I would be at making the relationship work. I’ve been working a lot the last few years and that also makes it more difficult’  It also deprives the rest of us women!

Mischa Barton:

‘To watch what I say. I always end up saying something stupid that comes back at me later’  Been there, done that - open mouth, insert foot!

Kate Beckinsale:

‘My New Year’s resolution would be to write more. I certainly want to do more writing. I like the creativity of writing, it is a great outlet and I want to do more of it’ *Giggle*, well first you might want to stop saying write or writing and secondly, don’t repeat in your last sentence what you said in your first sentence!  Yeah, I know that is a little mean - you will have to give me a little slack, I am in nicotine withdrawal and a little cranky.

Renée Zellweger:

‘I’m clumsy, self-deprecating, uncertain at times, and I say stupid things. So if I can stop being one of these things in 2007 I’ll be happy’ You are such a sweetheart, don’t change a thing!

Catherine Zeta Jones:

‘I’d love to take some time away from movies and do something on stage. I’d love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better’  Now, that’s what I call a goal!

Angelina Jolie:

‘I want to spend as much time as possible with my family’ She may want to try staying home for a bit so they know where home IS!  Sorry, it’s the nicotine thing again.

Sienna Miller:

‘To quit smoking. I should quit and I am trying’ Join Neve and me!

Jude Law ‘To get my pilot’s license. I’ve had a few lessons but I never seem to get round to doing any more’  Come see me, I can give you some lessons!

Cameron Diaz:

‘Not to worry so much. I’m a great worrier. Even now, I still can’t help worrying about paying the rent’ Just buy the house outright, that should end one worry.

Charlotte Church:

‘I say this every year, but I am going to try to eat more healthily and abide by it. I eat too many sweets and pizza and other junk food. I also eat lots of healthy stuff, but I eat too much crap along with it’  I am hearing that, Charlotte!

Paris Hilton:

‘I’d love to find the right guy and get married. I want to have kids in the next two or three years. I can’t wait to have a little daughter and dress her up just like me’  Talk about child abuse - somebody pass the barf bag please!

Kate Winslet:

‘Eat less things I shouldn’t, not to smoke too much, work out when I have to rather then when I want to.’

And finally,

Sandra Bullock:

‘Get fat! No, I don’t make resolutions because I never, ever live up to them’  It’s clear that Sandra has not heard about our blog!  Hang in there fellow resolutionists!